Humidity Can Go Somewhere Else! Now!

70% humidity... not cool. It makes it feel like it's 150 degrees... you sweat like a pig and it's not cool. I feel like I walked out of the pool just now. And now it's going to rain. Makes it even hotter. I'm gonna go try and keep cool... might be back in a bit but this is nuts! I want to go to the 15% humidity of Vegas right now!